funny jokes

Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?
abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.

What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes??
Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.

Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao.., Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he, Bipasha basu ka nahi!
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.


Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI, No.452 AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! .
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Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed. :? :?
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL" :? :? :?

SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna. BANTA: Kyon?? SANTA: Kyoki, shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska...... ROM ROM ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.


BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.
BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks-
"kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain


Wife:Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband:Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he :? :?
Wife:Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki me nind me tha
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The Top 5 answ. given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.

1)No

2)R u mad

3)i alwys looked u like a gud frnd

4)i dnt belive in love

5)Sorry i
love sm1
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Lalu: Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?
Sardar:Gol kar ne ke liye.
Lalu: Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge

kya pyar aisa hota hai

Jab sai khoya hai tumko
Sirf teri hi ati hai yaad
Tumhari har aik sooch, Har aik baat
Zaindgi main aisa kuun hua
Main nain aisa kuum kiya
Tum nai mujay sab kuch diya
Laikin main nai tum sai kuch naheen liya
Galati thi meri, Zindagi thi teri
Laikin ab mujay pata chala
wo ho na saka jo main nai soocha
mujay maaf kar do kuun kai ye sirf aik tha payar ka dhoka....

ShYaRi......

Jab yaad aati hai muskura lete hai,
kuch pal har gam bhula dete hai,
kaise bhig sakti hai palke aapki
aapke hisse ke aansu to hum baha lete hain.

Aitbaar na ho to aazma kar dekh lena
is dil ke tukde karva kar dekh lena,
har tukde me aapka hi pyar nazar ayega
chahe to koi bhi tukda uthakar dekh lena.

Aap ho chand, jise sab yaad krte hai.
Hamari kismat to taron jaisi hai,
yaad to dur,
log apni khwahish ke liye
hamare tutne ki fariyad krte hai.

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigha ko ikrar kehete hain…
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi hota,
yahan kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehete hai...

Jalna to jarurat hai,lekin kisi se bhi jalo na.
Milna v jarurat hai,par kisi se itna bhi milo na.

Farak hota hai nazron nazron ka sanam,
kisi ka haath lekar saath chalo na.
Milna…

Phoolan ki dasha kaante he bathate hai,
kaanto se darkar kahi aur khilo na.
Milna…

Pathar nae ho sakti kuch kashni cheeje,
pather ban ne k liye,itna bhi dhalo na.
Milna…

Tumse aacha mera koe humsafar nahi hoga,
saath bana rahega saath chalo na.
Milna…

Karte hai tumko beimtanha pyaar
rahta hai is jubaa par bas tumhara hi naam
bas yeh hum tumko jataa nahin paate….

Aate ho tum yaad har pal, har ek lamha
tum bin lagta hai sunaa sa har ek pal, har ek lamhaa
bas yeh hum tumko jataa nahin paate…

Meri aankhe dhondti hai bas tum hi
rahte ho meri nazro mein bas tum hi
bas yeh hum tumko jataa nahi paate…

Karte hai intazaar bas tumhaara hi
aate ho mere khwaabo mein bas tum hi
bas yeh hum tumko jataa nahin paate…

chahte hai bas saath tumhara
chahte hai bas pyaar tumhaara
bas yeh hum tumko bata nahin paate…

Dard Bhari Shayari

Yaad Karta Hoon Tumhe Yaad Aati Hi Nai
Kaise Aayae Woh Cheez Jo Jaati Hi Nahi



Tum mujhe bhool bhi jaao to ye haq hai tumko
Meri baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai


Judai ka pata hota agar pyaar se pehle,
To maut ki duva mangte hum deedar se pehle.


Peete hain sharaab hum jinhe bhulane ke liye
wo hi aa jaate hain yaad hamen rulane ke liye



manzilon pe aake lut-te hain dilon ke karvaan
kashtiyan saahil pe aake dobti hain pyar ki


Abkey bichdey phir shayad khuabon mein milein..
sookhey huey phool jaisey kitaabon mein milein.


Daulat E Dard ko duniya se chupa kar rakho
Aankh mein aansu nah ho aur dil mein samandar rakho



Mohabbat Ke Liye Kuch Khaas Dil Maqsoos Hote Hai
Yeh Woh Nagma Hai Jo Har Saaz Pe Bajaya Nahi Jaata



aaj teri yaad aayi to aansu nikal aye
dil aaj bhi yeh sochta hai
tum kyon na humein mil paye


Wafa ka naam na lo yaron,
Wafa dil ko dukahati hai.
Wafa ka naam lete hi,
hume ek bewafa ki yaad Aati hai


Aap Gairon ki baat karte hain,
humne Apno ko Aajmaya hai!
log Katoan se bachkar chalte hain,
humne Fooloan se Jakhm khaya hai!!


Usko chaha bhi to iqraar karna na aaya,
Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar karna na aaya,
Usney maanga bhi agar kuch to maangi judaai,
Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar karna na aaya


Raat ki tanhai mein unko awaaz diya karte hain
Raat mein sitaaron se unka zikre kiya karte hain
Woh ayen ya na ayen humare khwabon mein
Hum toh bus unhi ka intezaar kiya karte hain



Ho chuki mulakaat abhi salaam baaki hai
Tumhare naam ki do ghoont sharaab baki hai
Tumko mubarak ho khushiyoon ka shamyaana
Mere naseeb me abhi do gaz zameen baki hai


Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga
Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga
Na Ho Yakin To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se
Mera Janaza Teri Baarat Se Aacha Hoga


Bahot Koshish Ki Magar Na Bhula Paaya Main Tujhko,
Yaad Tumhari Satati Rahi, Chaen Bhi Na Aaya Mujhko,
Sote Waqt Bhi Chehra Saamne Nazar Aaye,
Kya Mil-Jayega Mujhko Pyar Mera,
Bas Yahee Sochte Sochte Raat Guzar Jaye.



Pher lete hain nazar, dil se bhula dete hain
Kya yun hi log wafaon ka sila dete hain
Wada kiya tha phir bhi na aaye mazar par
Humne to jaan di thi isi aitbaar par
Kyon bhula diya humein, kyon dil se gira diya
Hum to yun hi mare huye the, aap ke inkaar par


Socha na thaa teri ulfat mey aisee thokar khaayenge
Pyar kee duniya mey saans lene sey pahle hi mar jaayenge
Ab pataa chala ke Ishq ek Khel hai koi jasbaat nahi
Aur kitney dil yaha jeete aur haarey jaayenge
Chahta tau hu magar aasaan nahi tuje bhoolna
teri yaadon ke sahare yuhi din kat tey jaayenge