funny jokes

Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?
abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.

What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes??
Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.

Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao.., Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he, Bipasha basu ka nahi!
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.


Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI, No.452 AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! .
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Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed. :? :?
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL" :? :? :?

SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna. BANTA: Kyon?? SANTA: Kyoki, shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska...... ROM ROM ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.


BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.
BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks-
"kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain


Wife:Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband:Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he :? :?
Wife:Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband:Yehi ki me nind me tha
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The Top 5 answ. given by girls in India wen a boy prpose.

1)No

2)R u mad

3)i alwys looked u like a gud frnd

4)i dnt belive in love

5)Sorry i
love sm1
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Lalu: Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?
Sardar:Gol kar ne ke liye.
Lalu: Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge